Cruisin' for a Bruisin'

I like celebrity gossip as much as the next guy (okay, maybe not that much), but what the dickens is wrong with Tom Cruise lately?

He used to be such a nice guy, rescuing people in trouble and all that.

Now all of a sudden he's dissing Brooke Shields for getting some help he doesn't approve of, losing it over a crummy but harmless practical joke, and setting himself up as an expert on psychiatry.

Either he's really gone crazy because of a girl half his age, or he's running for President.

I'm embarrassed that I even care.

Benshlomo says, It's summer, when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of paranoid schizophrenia.