Happy Birthday

According to James Usher, the bishop of the Irish Protestant Church back in the 1650s, God created the universe on the evening before October 23, 4004 B.C. That means that the Earth is not more than 6,001 today.

Remind you of anything? Pretty soon we're going to have to require teachers to read a statement to that effect before they teach students that the Earth revolves around the Sun. Can't wait.


Benshlomo says, If you ask me, Mother Earth doesn't look a day over 5,750.