Here Comes the Flood

Fire Karl Rove, by all means.

Also, fire George W. Bush. Fire Dick Cheney. Fire Osama bin Laden. Fire Donald Trump. Fire Hurricane Dennis. Fire Don Rumsfeld.

Fire Instapundit. Fire Rush Limbaugh, Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, and Sean Hannity. Definitely fire Robert Novak.

Fire Rick Santorum, Tom DeLay, Bill Frist, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Strom Thurmond (I know he's dead - fire him anyway).

Fire Tom Cruise. And while you're at it, fire L. Ron Hubbard.

Fire Abbas and Sharon and Assad and Mubarak and all those jackasses, and Kofi Annan too.

And fire whoever's running the National Hockey League and whoever's running the hockey players' union, and their equivalents in all other major sports. And fire the moron who cancelled Joan of Arcadia, not to mention Star Trek.

Fire anyone who likes Rabbi Meir Kahane or anyone who thinks like him on any side of any major issue.

Either fire Howard Dean or those members of his party who keep stabbing him in the back, I don't much care which.

Fire whoever gave the wrong blood to the father of my Little Miss, and fire whoever hired that person. And whoever's spreading nasty rumors about her now.

For God's sake fire this guy.

And if you think I ought to be using a different word beginning with "f", feel free to make the substitution.

Benshlomo says, I don't always know who to vote for, but I always know who to vote against.