Sunday, March 25, 2007

Do Androids Dream of Decent Movies?

Speaking of the things you see before the movie begins, I saw a preview last night for an upcoming picture called "Next".



Now, this is based on a story by Philip K. Dick called "The Golden Man", and PKD is one of my favorite writers, so this news makes me feel rather cautious. The history of movies based on PKD stories has its ups and downs.



It starts, of course, with Blade Runner, based on "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" In both the book and the movie, a policeman must use a device which detects empathy to track down illegal androids. In the book he's unhappily married, there's a new religion about, and so many people have moved to colony planets that Earth is underpopulated. In the book he's divorced and Earth is crowded, but aside from those details it's a classic, like the book. Between the book and the movie, I'd call this one a draw.


"Total Recall" comes from PKD's short story, "We Can Remember It For You Wholesale". A man longs to go to Mars on vacation, but can't afford it, so he hires a firm to implant the memories of a Martian vacation in his mind. When they try to do so, they discover that he is not who he thinks he is. The movie is a pretty good action story, with Arnold Schwarzenegger pulling his usual stunts, bashing everyone's head in real good, but the story carries PKD's subtle questions on what makes a person that person, and it's more entertaining too. Advantage PKD.


"Minority Report" takes off from, of course, "The Minority Report" (so much for the oddball PKD titles this time). A policeman, using the predictions of a group of precogs, arrests people before they commit crimes. He himself is accused of a future murder, and must expose the corruption of the system. PKD ran this character through physical and philosophical mazes right from the first word, which would bamboozle most directors, but this movie had Stephen Spielberg in charge. Aside from some of his usual syrupy tendency, he keeps up pretty well. Advantage movie.


"Imposter", again from the short story of the same name, follows the head of world security during a war with an alien species as he fights the accusation that he's really an alien probe with a planet-busting bomb in his heart. Terrific movie, with the courage of PKD's convictions - remarkably, it doesn't yoke on a happy ending. Doesn't add much to the original conception, though - the story turns through an amazing number of twists in its few pages, and the movie hasn't got time for all of them. Advantage PKD.


"Paycheck", from the story "Paycheck", follows an engineer whose memory of his last job of copying a new device has been taken from him. He uses a group of seemingly random objects to uncover a vast conspiracy. People don't seem to like Ben Affleck's performances, but I usually do, and while there's a little too much blowing things up, the rest is thoughtful enough to compensate. The movie is, surprisngly, smarter than PKD this time about what the future might be like - the story reads like a 1950s industrial manual. Let's face it, PKD didn't always hit his mark, although no one could beat him when he did. Advantage movie.

That leaves "Screamers," based on PKD's "Second Variety," and "A Scanner Darkly," based on PKD's novel of the same name. I haven't seen those pictures yet, so no judgment at this point. (On the other hand, PKD himself said "Scanner" was the only masterpiece he would ever write and the movie stars Keanu Reeves, so I'm not sanguine.)


All in all, the movies have treated PKD pretty well, but I'm afraid this latest is going to give the win back to the author. "The Golden Man" concerns a mutant, a young man with beautiful golden coloring, pure instinct rather than intelligence, and the ability to see the future. He worries the government because his genes are almost certainly dominant, he's impossible to kill, and if unchecked he's sure to turn the whole human race into animals like himself. This movie "Next", clearly, is just another shoot-'em-up, another step down in the once fascinating career of Nicolas Cage.


Thanks a lot, Hollywood.

Benshlomo says, Better luck next time, Phil.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Happy Songs Are Bad For You

Has anyone seen this ad yet? It's playing in some movie theaters.



That tune comes from Bugsy Malone, a old-style gangster movie in which children or adolescents play all the roles. Oddly enough, given the way my mind and heart work, I've never seen the picture all the way through, but I did see the last few minutes on television once, where all the kids sing that song after a pie fight.

You give a little love and it all comes back to you
(Da da da da da da da)
You're gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do
(Da da da da da da da)


I always thought it was a pretty song, especially with all those children singing it, but when I saw that ad with the thug going around doing favors for people and getting a huge Broadway number going behind him, I just about started to cry.

I walked around with a broken heart for a few days, and then for some reason I remembered another song from when I was a kid. Any other greybeards from the previous age of the world remember Pete Seeger?



Here's another force from the Dark Ages who could just about break your heart. When I was a kid going to summer camp, we sang songs that he popularized whenever we got the chance. I had some of his records, too, and whatever he sang it sounded like the Golden Age was going to be here any minute. And my God, he was wrong.

On one of his records for children (of which he made a couple thousand, seemed like), he did a version of Frog Went a-Courtin' in which he sounded about as happy as a person could. The chorus he used, from an old British version of the song, went like this:

Here's to cheddar, here's to cheese,
Here's to the pears and the apple trees,
And here's to the lovely straw-berries
Ding, dang, dong, go the wedding bells.


As I say, that song came to my mind, and that did it. I haven't cried for years, but I cried my eyes out.

Why? Well, near as I can tell, it's because those songs are both so optimistic, and the world just doesn't operate the way they say it does. You give a little love and it all comes back to you, huh? You're gonna be remembered for the things that you say and do? Baloney. You give a little love and sometimes you get kicked in the teeth, and you're gonna be remembered for the accidents in your life.

As for the frog song, it says that all you need is something to eat, some beauty and some love, but everybody knows that all those things are in short supply these days. And they were much more rare in previous ages.

It's the contrast between the joy in those songs and the pain in life that gets to me. And if you think I'm being hypersensitive, tell someone else.

Benshlomo says, If a happy song makes you sad, you're in trouble.