The Howl of Human Jackals

At the risk of perpetrating a radioactively awful joke, who died and made this idiot God? I suppose he's got an even greater mental ability than the Lord Almighty; after all, he seems to think he can read the Lord's mind. Does that strike anyone else as just plain weird?

It's not enough we look like losing Ariel Sharon just at the time when he might actually do some good for a change; now we have to tolerate this senile egomaniac's oral diarrhea on the subject as well? Can't someone just take a length of barbed wire and sew his dribbling mouth shut for him?

Yesterday I complained to God that I just couldn't figure out what He wants from us. I wish Pat "God's Analyst" Robertson were similarly confused.

Benshlomo says, If God talks to you, best clam up about it.